Name: Craniomania - Fluff Riot - The Heisting of the Dead King - One-Off - AUCTION
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Craniomania – Fluff Riot – The Heisting of the Dead King – One-Off – AUCTION

In realms beyond our waking eye, in lands of dusk and dawn, There ruled a king with heart so kind, his pride and ego gone. He led with joy, with gentle hand, his people safe and strong— But peace, alas, draws envy fast, and calm does not last long. A wicked soul, in shadows veiled, with poison in his breath, Did plot a crime most foul of all—the sovereign’s early death. They struck him down with cursed deceit, and snatched his sacred head, Then placed it high on jagged hills where only dead dare tread. Upon that skull they cast a spell, of ruin, fear, and blight, So long as it remained untouched, the world would drown in night. The flowers wilted, skies grew dim, the rivers ceased to sing— And mournful cries were all that stirred beneath the crow’s black wing.

But deep within a burrowed den, a twitch of ear, a spark— A rogue with paws of mischief stirred, and listened through the dark. A bunny bold, the Riot kind, with skills beyond belief, A heister known across the land, a trickster, rogue, a thief. Though lawless in her daily ways, her heart was oddly pure— She chose, despite the danger grave, to seek the crown’s allure. To steal the skull, to break the curse, to set the world aright— She packed her tools and leapt ahead into the dying night.

The climb was steep, the bones were slick, the winds were sharp with dread, Yet onward bounced our cotton knight, with courage in her tread. The watchers scoffed, “She’s up to tricks, no hero in this quest!” But often it’s the crooked path that leads us to our best. So mark this tale and hold it close, when doubt begins to rise: The boldest heart can sometimes beat in cute and furry guise. And did she claim the sacred prize, and vanish with the bling? All we know is peace returned—and silence crowned the king.